Protected: Oscars 2008

Okey­dokey folks. Oscars invite is up. If anyone reading this wants an invite and hasn’t put their hand up yet, please do so. It’s for next Monday night. Just saw Amer­ican Gang­ster and The Diving Bell and the But­terfly. There are some very inter­esting...

Oscars nominees

The night before the Oscars. I’ve seen everything I can see bar The Good Shep­herd which I’m seeing tomorrow and The Queen which I’m not inter­ested in. I’m troubled by three of the major nom­inees having themes of pedo­philia or at least inter-generational...

Protected: Oscars 2007

Hello, dah­links. It ees the time ov the film where they gives the awarts to thee leetle gurls in the seely frilly out­fits. We get pished on col­oured alco­hols and listen to them give speeches. You are invited. It’s one week away – Monday 26th of Feb­ruary. 6.30pm...

Protected: *drool*

Most of you would know I have a “type”. I’m very, very pre­dict­able, at least as far as my men go*. It’s basic­ally Viggo as Aragorn. So it should come as no sur­prise that until now, I haven’t quite seen the fuss about Colin Far­rell… until I saw The...