Apr
9
2009
Apr
1
2009
Brilliant Guardian April Fools
Guardian switches to Twitter and converts entire back catalog too, resulting in genius tweets such as:
JFK assassin8d @ Dallas, def. heard second gunshot from grassy knoll WTF
Mar
4
2009
Wow, how long did it take you to come up with that one?
Overheard in Fenwick St, Clifton Hill:
Construction worker A to construction worker B: Nah, mate, it’s easy! You just look them in the eyes instead of the knockers!
Jan
20
2009
Hysterically funny…
journey2master is on the phone to goldfish42 , who just shared this with us — warning NOT SAFE FOR WORK:
When you’re done, watch the out-takes. Brilliant.
Oct
26
2008
Especially for Jess
Latest overheardnyc brilliance:
Brainy guy: I don’t think I’m going to buy any books next semester.
Ditzy girl: So what do you expect to do, rent them from some sort of free book rental company?
–Fordham University
Overheard by: Sromeo
Aug
12
2008
Hamlet: the Facebook feed edition
Ganked from
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Horatio thinks he saw a ghost.
Hamlet thinks it’s annoying when your uncle marries your mother right after your dad dies.
The king thinks Hamlet’s annoying.
Laertes thinks Ophelia can do better.
Hamlet’s father is now a zombie.
The king poked the queen.
The queen poked the king back.
Hamlet and the queen are no longer friends.
Marcellus is pretty sure something’s rotten around here.
Hamlet became a fan of daggers.
- – - -
Polonius says Hamlet’s crazy … crazy in love!
Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Hamlet are now friends.
Hamlet wonders if he should continue to exist. Or not.
Hamlet thinks Ophelia might be happier in a convent.
Ophelia removed “moody princes” from her interests.
Hamlet posted an event: A PlayThat’s Totally Fictional and In No Way About My Family
The king commented on Hamlet’s play: “What is wrong with you?”
Polonius thinks this curtain looks like a good thing to hide behind.
Polonius is no longer online.
- – - -
Hamlet added England to the Places I’ve Been application.
The queen is worried about Ophelia.
Ophelia loves flowers. Flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers. Oh, look, a river.
Ophelia joined the group Maidens Who Don’t Float.
Laertes wonders what the hell happened while he was gone.
- – - -
The king sent Hamlet a goblet of wine.
The queen likes wine!
The king likes … oh crap.
The queen, the king, Laertes, and Hamlet are now zombies.
Horatio says well that was tragic.
Fortinbras, Prince of Norway, says yes, tragic. We’ll take it from here.
Denmark is now Norwegian.
by Sarah Schmelling and culled from here.
Jul
8
2008
Fun on trains
A friend just posted this fantastic twin prank to a list I’m on. (Some of you know my mother is a twin and my sisters are twins. Unlike this lot though, they never dress alike.)
It reminded me of another train prank: The London Underground Dinner Party. So of course, I have to post that too.