Protected: Congratulations, Grandpa Cloud!

Payton Mae Holmes, born November 29, 2008 at 7pm. Daughter to Christina Wil­liams and Andrew Holmes, grand-daughter to journey2master. Par­ents and child doing well, grandpa still pos­sibly in shock. (Only kid­ding…) Appar­ently, Payton was born swiftly after an...

Protected: She wrote back

I’m so proud of Doug for making con­tact (mostly because my father refused to). And as I’d hoped, Tina wrote back, politely, and told Doug about the wed­ding and her preg­nancy and where they’re both working. Although now I have con­firm­a­tion. She’s five months...

Protected: Unto the next generation

There’s some­thing exceed­ingly weird about mar­rying into a cer­tain kind of Amer­ican family. I know trailer trash is a hor­rible phrase, but, well, that’s what we’re talking about and Doug is com­fort­able with the term. Doug was just on the...

Protected: Weird ass shit

So, Doug was just on the phone to his sister and her family and men­tioned that his niece has a MySpace. So I logged on to the account I haven’t really checked since last year and added her. On a whim, I checked out the pro­file of Andrew,...

Protected: Teenagers! Argh! And jittery things.

Tina is such a com­plete bitch. I’m really flab­ber­gasted. Doug just texted her to say, so, just checking, you haven’t let me know whether you changed your phone over yet and it seems to still be func­tioning on my dime. She texted back to say, no, I got...